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Subject: COOL JOKES/GRAPKAS ('',)
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oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:07pm
Pos al julle grappe hier asb. Afrikaanse grappe, Engelse Gappe. Als is welkom. Hou dit net skoon asb.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, Why is the bride dressed in white? Because white is the color
of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life. The child
thought about this for a moment, then said, So why is the groom wearing
black?
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oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:09pm
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me
be late! While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up,
brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once
again began to pray, Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But
please don't shove me either!
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oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:10pm
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it
a poem, they give him 50. The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give
him 100. The third boy says, I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a
few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight
people to collect all the money!
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oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:11pm
An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
service, she wrote, They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
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oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:13pm
Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: They couldn't get a baby
sitter. *

oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:14pm
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy
father and thy mother, she asked Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters? Without missing a beat one little boy answered, Thou shall not kill.
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oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:16pm
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny, what is the matter? Little Johnny replied, I have pain in
my side. I think I'm going to have a wife. *

oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:18pm
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, What do you think about all this Satan stuff? The other boy replied, Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad. *

oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:19pm
A police recruit was asked during the exam, What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law? He said, Call for backup. *

oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:21pm
Oubaas: So by my koolkop my nartjiepit, ek lees nou net hulle het die plek gekry waar vrouens vandaan kom. Hilda: Rerig Oubaas? Waar is dit? Oubaas: Fattis en Monis. *

oubaas 24.01.08 - 12:23pm
Die platgeslane Oubaas is heavy depressed en besluit om sy berader te gaan sien. Oubaas: Ek wil van Hilda skei. Berader: Hoekom broer? Oubaas: Sy het seker 'n jaar laas met my gepraat. Berader: Jy moet tweekeer dink. Sulke vrouens is dem skaars. *

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